Pedantrix

Aquí tenéis un ejemplo de cómo empezar una conversación 'pedántrica', fragmento extraído de una conversación que mantuve con Edu por GTalk hace exactamente 7 meses (transcribo literalmente):


Eduardo: ping
are you ready???
me: PING jose 56(84) bytes of data.
64 bytes from jose: icmp_seq=1 ttl=64 time=0.033 ms
64 bytes from jose: icmp_seq=2 ttl=64 time=0.021 ms
64 bytes from jose: icmp_seq=3 ttl=64 time=0.017 ms
64 bytes from jose: icmp_seq=4 ttl=64 time=0.018 ms
- jose ping statistics ---
4 packets transmitted, 4 received, 0% packet loss, time 2997ms
rtt min/avg/max/mdev = 0.017/0.022/0.033/0.007 ms
Eduardo: kill -9 pepe
me: echo $status
"Always ready!"
-bash: kill: pepe: arguments must be process or job IDs
Eduardo: system("echo " whereis pepe);
me: whereis pepe
pepe:
Eduardo: echo $metroncho
"hehehe"
me: metroncho='jajaja'; echo $metroncho
Eduardo: find / -name "pepe"
me: pepe not found
Eduardo: apt-get install pepe
me: 1897623238 bytes are going to be downloaded
do you want to proceed (Y/n) ?
Eduardo: Y
me: downloading packages....
Eduardo: uname -a
me: please wait while configuring pepe...
Eduardo: "el ordenata no es mio"
me: Linux PEPE 2.6.27-7-server
pepe installed succesfully
......................
buenas
gracias por instalarme
Eduardo: buenas
me: que tal?